A downloadable Rite of Passage for Windows, macOS, and Linux

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Build a Waldoo Finding Empire!

You are an enterprising businessman who wants to form a thriving business selling Waldoo Flakes, a product made from the flesh of countless Waldoos.

To accomplish your goal, you have to build Waldoo hunting infrastructure, like Waldoo Grinders and Waldoo Processors, and form a staff of Waldoo searching experts.

Good luck, and may a thousand Waldoos wander into your grasp!

Instructions

Click on the red person (Waldoo). Buy buildings to gain Waldoos over time, and upgrades to increase their effectiveness.

Special Buildings

Waldoo Grinders:

Waldoo grinders efficiently grind Waldoo meat into Waldoo Flakes, and add a percentage of your Waldoos Per Second to your total whenever you find a Waldoo by hand.

Waldoo Processors:

Process Waldoo meat into a form usable as a fuel for other buildings. These increase your Waldoos Per Second for every Waldoo you have found by hand. They each become more effective every time you get a new one, so in the late game these are very potent!

Assassins:

Assassins kill all Non-Waldoo Individuals, making it much easier to find Waldoo when you get a lot of them.

(The game saves automatically)

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StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Rating
Rated 3.7 out of 5 stars
(7 total ratings)
AuthorTerracottafrog
GenreRole Playing
Made withAudacity, Paint.net, GIMP
Tags8-Bit, Clicker, Cute, Dark Humor, Funny, Horror, Idle, Space, stick-figures, Survival Horror
Average sessionDays or more
LanguagesEnglish
InputsMouse, Touchscreen
LinksTwitter, Homepage

Download

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Click download now to get access to the following files:

Why's Waldoo 1.4.1 (Full Game) 68 MB
waldoo.jar 1.4 (replace in your installation to update) 94 kB

Development log

Comments

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How do I run this damned game

You're right that the game is damned

The library I used doesn't run modern versions of Java (and I don't have the libraries source code)

I should say that on the page...

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It doesn't open for me for some reason

Would be cool with no ear rape

Bonkers, but pretty fun!

This is pretty fun!

Unfortunately, I am having to play it muted. I'm getting a bug with audio constantly screeching and sounding like there is heavy noise or static over the music. I'm running it on Ubuntu 16.04, with the OpenJDK JVM.

openjdk version "1.8.0_121"

OpenJDK Runtime Environment (build 1.8.0_121-8u121-b13-0ubuntu1.16.04.2-b13)

OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM (build 25.121-b13, mixed mode)

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Thats not a bug :)

This entire game is a bad joke

taken far too far

but maybe I'll lower the volume of the music for the next release...

Haha, I wasn't entirely sure initially, but that particular part of it was a bit too much for me. Thanks for the reply!

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Can't wait for the sequel! Almost as good as ADVII


Edit: Needs more royalty free music

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This game changed my life.