Bonkers, but pretty fun!
A downloadable Rite of Passage for Windows, macOS, and Linux
Build a Waldoo Finding Empire!
You are an enterprising businessman who wants to form a thriving business selling Waldoo Flakes, a product made from the flesh of countless Waldoos.
To accomplish your goal, you have to build Waldoo hunting infrastructure, like Waldoo Grinders and Waldoo Processors, and form a staff of Waldoo searching experts.
Good luck, and may a thousand Waldoos wander into your grasp!
Click on the red person (Waldoo). Buy buildings to gain Waldoos over time, and upgrades to increase their effectiveness.
Waldoo grinders efficiently grind Waldoo meat into Waldoo Flakes, and add a percentage of your Waldoos Per Second to your total whenever you find a Waldoo by hand.
Process Waldoo meat into a form usable as a fuel for other buildings. These increase your Waldoos Per Second for every Waldoo you have found by hand. They each become more effective every time you get a new one, so in the late game these are very potent!
Assassins kill all Non-Waldoo Individuals, making it much easier to find Waldoo when you get a lot of them.
(The game saves automatically)
|Platforms||Windows, macOS, Linux|
|Made with||GIMP, Audacity, Paint.net|
|Tags||8-Bit, clicker, Cute, Dark Humor, Funny, Horror, Idle, Space, stick-figures, Survival Horror|
|Average session||Days or more|
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This is pretty fun!
Unfortunately, I am having to play it muted. I'm getting a bug with audio constantly screeching and sounding like there is heavy noise or static over the music. I'm running it on Ubuntu 16.04, with the OpenJDK JVM.
openjdk version "1.8.0_121"
OpenJDK Runtime Environment (build 1.8.0_121-8u121-b13-0ubuntu1.16.04.2-b13)
OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM (build 25.121-b13, mixed mode)
Thats not a bug :)
This entire game is a bad joke
taken far too far
but maybe I'll lower the volume of the music for the next release...
This game changed my life.