Why's Waldoo
A downloadable Rite of Passage for Windows, macOS, and Linux
Build a Waldoo Finding Empire!
You are an enterprising businessman who wants to form a thriving business selling Waldoo Flakes, a product made from the flesh of countless Waldoos.
To accomplish your goal, you have to build Waldoo hunting infrastructure, like Waldoo Grinders and Waldoo Processors, and form a staff of Waldoo searching experts.
Good luck, and may a thousand Waldoos wander into your grasp!
Instructions
Click on the red person (Waldoo). Buy buildings to gain Waldoos over time, and upgrades to increase their effectiveness.
Special Buildings
Waldoo Grinders:
Waldoo grinders efficiently grind Waldoo meat into Waldoo Flakes, and add a percentage of your Waldoos Per Second to your total whenever you find a Waldoo by hand.
Waldoo Processors:
Process Waldoo meat into a form usable as a fuel for other buildings. These increase your Waldoos Per Second for every Waldoo you have found by hand. They each become more effective every time you get a new one, so in the late game these are very potent!
Assassins:
Assassins kill all Non-Waldoo Individuals, making it much easier to find Waldoo when you get a lot of them.
(The game saves automatically)
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Status | Released |
Platforms | Windows, macOS, Linux |
Rating | Rated 3.7 out of 5 stars (7 total ratings) |
Author | Terracottafrog |
Genre | Role Playing |
Made with | Audacity, Paint.net, GIMP |
Tags | 8-Bit, Clicker, Cute, Dark Humor, Funny, Horror, Idle, Space, stick-figures, Survival Horror |
Average session | Days or more |
Languages | English |
Inputs | Mouse, Touchscreen |
Links | Twitter/X, Homepage |
Download
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Development log
- Why's Waldoo 1.4.1 ReleasedJun 01, 2017
- Why's Waldoo 1.4May 10, 2017
- Day 0 Updates ChangelogMay 09, 2017
Comments
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How do I run this damned game
You're right that the game is damned
The library I used doesn't run modern versions of Java (and I don't have the libraries source code)
I should say that on the page...
It doesn't open for me for some reason
Would be cool with no ear rape
Bonkers, but pretty fun!
This is pretty fun!
Unfortunately, I am having to play it muted. I'm getting a bug with audio constantly screeching and sounding like there is heavy noise or static over the music. I'm running it on Ubuntu 16.04, with the OpenJDK JVM.
openjdk version "1.8.0_121"
OpenJDK Runtime Environment (build 1.8.0_121-8u121-b13-0ubuntu1.16.04.2-b13)
OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM (build 25.121-b13, mixed mode)
Thats not a bug :)
This entire game is a bad joke
taken far too far
but maybe I'll lower the volume of the music for the next release...
Haha, I wasn't entirely sure initially, but that particular part of it was a bit too much for me. Thanks for the reply!
Can't wait for the sequel! Almost as good as ADVII
Edit: Needs more royalty free music
This game changed my life.